I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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