Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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