matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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