Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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