Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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