You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
why is half of my head shaved?
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