marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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