Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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