Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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