I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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