i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Are we still banned from the library?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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