that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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