and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
