Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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