ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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