He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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