Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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