she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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