I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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