There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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