Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
