I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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