nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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