I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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