I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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