brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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