Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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