Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
