yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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