just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize