just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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