either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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