Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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