Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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