I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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