Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
