your thong is hanging out like whoa
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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