Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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