The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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