Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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