I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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