If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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