Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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