READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
wow bdsm is so cute
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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