I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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