and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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