called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also, beer. Big fan.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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