She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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