your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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