If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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