i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
