He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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