i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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You are the jesus of drinking
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I need a beard to bite.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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