8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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