hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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