no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It's rum buckets o'clock
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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