I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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