worst night to have a conscience
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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