Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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