Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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